"You are bananas!"
Don't feed the monkey. The monkey will feed you.

Solution

Super strong tail, ridiculous speed, prensile fingers and of course the mandatory X-ray vision to sneak into experimental labs and check out the girls, besides the powers he hasn't discovered yet. He got his powers when a mutation (he's a superhero, c'mon) during his mother pregnancy changed his molecular structure.

But...with great power comes dead parents. His mother died due to excesive chemical exposure in L'Oreal labs, and his dad died of alcoholism and depression because of his lost.

He's trying to live under a low profile in Germany, where the american over muscled superhero, big boobs and tons of makeup culture is kind of cheesy (out of Neukölln). He found a job in Lieferheld because they were needing a delivery boy and he needed the job. He's struggling to understand this strange society without losing his inner monkey. He just go for the bananas, and he will be happy to deliver your food always that you give it to him.

**UPDATE**

Some concept art for our little boy, including some memes as a bonus.


We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.