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if you strip away all the public relations spin, here is what's left. be honest.

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the president of equador will host webcasts from an undisclosed secret location where living creatures are suspended over an oil tank.  the worldwide audience will be encouraged to send money through paypal�  to save the hostage.  if the daily ransom demand isn't met, the creature is dropped into the oil.  at first the hostages will be insects and small amphibians, but every day the stakes and demands are raised.  the culmination will be the sacrifice of native tribesmen.  only recycled oil will be used to be ecofriendly and sustainable.

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