two neighbors
competition

Solution

The idea is simple:
Two neighbors. They live in the same house. A fence separates them. Both want to impress their wives.

Day 1:
Both leave the house ready for hunting. They regard each other with conceit. Then they go to separate ways, with the gun in the back.
When returning home, the first has a very small prey. But the second has 4 large chicken (without feathers, perfect for roasting) attached to the back of hunting weapon.
Wife of the second man look to her husband proud, but the first wife, sad, looking with hatred at his neighbor.

Day 2:
Both leave the house ready for fishing. They regard each other with conceit. Then they go to separate ways, with the fishing rod in the back.
When returning home, the first has a very small prey. But the second, has a plastic box full of fish in front of him. It only moves as it go in front of him, when fish jump.
Wife of the second man look to her husband proud, but the first wife, sad, looking with hatred at his neighbor.

Day 3:
Both leave the house but� first, makes a sign to the second, calling him near the fence.
�Dear, Neighbor! Could you share with me your secret?�
�Erstmal zu Penny!�

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