A man, ready to fish, kisses his wife and says:

"I go fishing!"
"Ok my love! See you later!"

But rather than go fishing, he goes to the pub, where some
friends waiting for him. Beer after beer. He lost track of time.
When he looks at his watch, he panics and goes in a hurry.
Returns home, opens the door and sees his wife mad.
But his wife immediately starts to smile.
He brought a big fish.

"Where have you got so big and so ... fresh?"
"Erstmal zu Penny!" ops ...
We have fresh fish every day!